Cwmffrwdoer Football Club

Seniors and Juniors

Players Survey - 2008/2009

Jamie Roch

Most Skillful Team Mate: Jacko

Best Trainer: Jenko

Worst Trainer: Mark Will

Longest in Shower: Pricey

Best Dresser: Jacko

Worst Dresser: Paz

Party Animal: Mouth

Best Dancer: Jacko

Worst Dancer: Kev Lewis

Biggest Whinger & Why: Jacko (Constantly on Bobs back)

Biggest Tight Arse: Pricey

Most Intelligent: Kristian

Most Dullest: Chris Will

Mark Williams

Most Skillful Team Mate: Jamie Roch

Best Trainer: Dai Jenks

Worst Trainer: Chris Will

Longest in Shower: Wedge

Best Dresser: Shearman

Worst Dresser: Mouth

Party Animal: Chris Will

Best Dancer: Wedge

Worst Dancer: Wedge

Biggest Whinger & Why: Jamie

Biggest Tight Arse: Pricey

Most Intelligent: Kristian

Most Dullest: Aaron

Ryan Waite (Wedge)

Most Skillful Team Mate: Mouth

Best Trainer: Dai Jenks

Worst Trainer: Mark Will

Longest in Shower: Gaza

Best Dresser: Shearm

Worst Dresser: Paz

Party Animal: Chris Will

Best Dancer: Me

Worst Dancer: Me

Biggest Whinger & Why: Jamie (Ask him, he moans about everything + he steals socks)

Biggest Tight Arse: Pricey

Most Intelligent: Jacko

Most Dullest: Steve Shearman (He knows I'm the best striker we got and he still plays me in defence)

David Jenkins

Most Skillful Team Mate: Jamie

Best Trainer: Andrew Davies

Worst Trainer: Kevin Davies

Longest in Shower: Shearm

Best Dresser: Lee Price

Worst Dresser: Paz

Party Animal: Andrew Davies

Best Dancer: Wedge

Worst Dancer: Kevin Davies

Biggest Whinger & Why: Aaron (Has to defend)

Biggest Tight Arse: Lee Price

Most Intelligent: Kristian

Most Dullest: Will

Matthew Shearman

Most Skillful Team Mate: Jamie Roch

Best Trainer: Dai Jenks

Worst Trainer: Jamie

Longest in Shower: Kristian (When he plays)

Best Dresser: Me

Worst Dresser: Ryan Waite

Party Animal: Andrew Davies

Best Dancer: Ryan Waite

Worst Dancer: Ryan Waite

Biggest Whinger & Why: Lee Jones (About his money)

Biggest Tight Arse: Lee Jones

Most Intelligent: Kristian Howells

Most Dullest: Chris Williams

Andrew Davies (slash.com)

Most Skillful Team Mate: Matthew Shearman

Best Trainer: Me

Worst Trainer: Ryan Waite

Longest in Shower: Kristian Howells

Best Dresser: Got to say myself

Worst Dresser: Jamie Roch

Party Animal: Ryan Waite

Best Dancer: Ryan Waite

Worst Dancer: Pricey

Biggest Whinger & Why: Pricey (for his money)

Biggest Tight Arse: Pricey

Most Intelligent: Kristian Howells

Most Dullest: Chris williams

Matthew Jackson

Most Skillful Team Mate: Ha Ha !!

Best Trainer: David Jenkins/Gareth Priest

Worst Trainer: Mark Williams

Longest in Shower: Ryan Waite

Best Dresser: Andrew Davies

Worst Dresser: Christian Parry

Party Animal: Chris Williams

Best Dancer: Ryan Waite

Worst Dancer: Kevin Lewis

Biggest Whinger & Why: Jamie Roch

Biggest Tight Arse: Lee Jones/Matthew Shearman

Most Intelligent: Kristian Howells

Most Dullest: All

Lee Jones (Pricey)

Most Skillful Team Mate: Jacko

Best Trainer: Gaza when he turns up

Worst Trainer: Williams Brothers

Longest in Shower: Shearman

Best Dresser: Me

Worst Dresser: Kevin Lewis

Party Animal: Slash

Best Dancer: Jacko

Worst Dancer: Kevin Lewis

Biggest Whinger & Why: Slash - moans every game

Biggest Tight Arse: Dai Jenks

Most Intelligent: Malcolm (Ha Ha !)

Most Dullest: Craig

Dave Thomas

Most Skillful Team Mate: Matt Jackson

Best Trainer: Lee Price/Jones & Dai Jenks

Worst Trainer: Mark Williams

Longest in Shower: Wedgy

Best Dresser: Matt Shearman

Worst Dresser: Gaza (Training kits)

Party Animal: Mouth

Best Dancer: Wedgy

Worst Dancer: Kevin

Biggest Whinger & Why: Jamie Roch

Biggest Tight Arse: Lee Price/Jones

Most Intelligent: Kristian

Most Dullest: Chris Williams

Aaron Palfrey

Most Skillful Team Mate: Jacko

Best Trainer: Mouth

Worst Trainer: Gaza

Longest in Shower: Wedgy

Best Dresser: Dai Jenks

Worst Dresser: Bob Small

Party Animal: Paz

Best Dancer: Wedgy

Worst Dancer: Paz

Biggest Whinger & Why: Jamie Roch (When he dosen't get his own way)

Biggest Tight Arse: Pricey

Most Intelligent: Dai Thomas

Most Dullest: Chris Williams

Chris Parry (Paz)

Most Skillful Team Mate: Jacko

Best Trainer: Nanoo

Worst Trainer: Gazza

Longest in Shower: Shearman

Best Dresser: Kirsten Jones

Worst Dresser: Bob Small

Party Animal: Will

Best Dancer: Wedgy

Worst Dancer: Gaza

Biggest Whinger & Why: Jamie Roch

Biggest Tight Arse: Pricey

Most Intelligent: Dai Jenks

Most Dullest: Myself

Craig Williams

Most Skillful Team Mate: Aaron Palfrey

Best Trainer: Mouth

Worst Trainer: Gazza (Never there)

Longest in Shower: Wedgy

Best Dresser: Shearman

Worst Dresser: Pazzy

Party Animal: Mouth

Best Dancer: Wedgy

Worst Dancer: Pazzy

Biggest Whinger & Why: Jamie Roch (Whinges when Aaron doesn't pass to him)

Biggest Tight Arse: Pricey

Most Intelligent: Dai Thomas

Most Dullest: Chris Williams