# So Gordon, who is the best, Gordon Ramsey or Gordon Richards ?
Don't ask stupid questions ...... Me!
# What is your favourite/speciality dish?
Beef (Venison) curry!
# Who inspires you in the kitchen? don't tell me its the wife?
Of course it is'nt her! God knows really, it's off the cuff!
# Who does the cooking at home, because your Mrs. said you don't do a lot?
Cheeky mare, I do all the cooking!
# What apron do you wear? you don't need one with those fake boob's do you?
What you trying to say bout my boob's?! stockings, suspenders, and a fake arse!
# Have you got a sex mistress like your namesake Gordon Ramsey?
No comment!
# Have you ever given anybody food poisoning?
Of course I haven't!
# Have you ever had it?
Yes last year in Germany!
Your doing a good job Gordon - Bon Appetit!!!!!!!
